I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING.
- Creep - Stone Temple Pilots
- L.A. - Amy Macdonald
- Joker And The Thief - Wolfmother
- Cortez The Killer - Neil Young & Crazy Horse
- Desire - Ryan Adams
- Sunday Afternoon - Rachael Yamagata
- You’ve Got A Long Run - Unfinished Sympathy
- Maraqopa - Damien Jurado
- Olin & The Moon - Castle Rock
- Seek And Destroy - Metallica
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.